My first thought was how to subtly mention he needed a belt so every time he bent over i wasn't greeted by what reminded me of two, very white space hoppers trying to escape his jeans.
Apparently, the Internet is the hardware which runs the World Wide Web Software but Tim Berners-Lee called it 'Mesh' which evolved into the World Wide Web which revolutionised the World but reminiscing on his invention decades later, he wasn't too pleased with what his baby has become.
His concerns were over how the Web had created opportunities for scammers and given a voice to those who spread hatred and made all kinds of crime easier to commit but while the WWW seems to be a bit of a Wild West, obviously there are some words and phrases that if typed into Google will bring you to the attention of the authorities such as Assassination, Dirty Bomb, Militia, Terrorism, Anthrax, Ammonium Nitrate or How To Assassinate a World Leaders but there are a host of innocent words that could also see you bundled onto an aeroplane and landing in Cuba wearing a fetching orange jumpsuit.
The more of the 'alert' words the shadowy types find in an email or electronic communication, the further up the list of potential evil-doers you rise but some of the words on the list are seemingly Innocent but hide evil intentions, such as Drill, Authorities, Stuck, Recruitment, Aid, Watch, Blizzard, Salmonella, Cancelled, Agriculture, Exercise, Subway, Recovery, Southwest, Landing, Cloud, Pork, Wave, Electric and Worm and the mention of North Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan, El Paso, Iran, Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia, Nigeria, China, Colombia, Mexico and San Diego which must play havoc with the Authorities email system.
I don't understand why the number 2600 attracts unwanted attention but if you are STUCK in the SUBWAY with a bad case of SALMONELLA from a PORK chop whilst on the way to a
RECRUITMENT Day in the SOUTHWEST during a BLIZZARD, you may want to rethink sending that text or email.
5 comments:
are you really saying you just figured out that the WWW is all the websites that are active in the Internet? Really?
based on that here are some more for you:
- there is not a "bathroom on the right", there is a "bad mood on the rise"
- the are called "pot pies", not "Popeyes"
- that gooey stuff is called "sealing" wax, not "ceiling" wax...
- your alarm does not go off, it comes on
- Paul isn't dead, almost, but not yet
- it isn't a "card shark" it is a "card sharp"
- if you want something that someone has, it is envy, not jealousy
- the boss at school was the "principal" not the "principle"
- its a hunger "pang" not a hunger "pain"
- it is "i couldn't care less" not "i could care less"
- use "regardless" not "irregardless"
- tomatoes are fruit
hope this helps
I did know but he was a mansplainer
right, when men correct women it is mansplaining and sexist...
Not correct, explain stuff as if we didn’t know without asking if we know it first.
really, the way you wrote it sounds like you did not know the difference...
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