Thursday 25 January 2024

Only One Smith's Song For Trump

When it comes to musicians demanding Donald Trump stop using their songs it is an impressive list which includes Adele, Aerosmith, The Beatles, Bruce Springsteen, Elton John, Guns N' Roses, Luciano Pavarotti, Nickelback, Ozzy Osbourne, Prince, Queen, R.E.M., The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty and The White Stripes and even the Village people have told him to keep his chubby little mitts off their songs and now we can add The Smiths who after their song "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" played at one of his rallies, have told him to that they don't want any of their tunes anywhere near him or his basket of deplorable supporters.
Looking through my collection of Smiths songs there was some much better choices from the bands back catalogue that they could have gone for such as 'Bigmouth Strikes Again', Miserable Lie', 'Unloveable' or 'I Know It's Over' which would have been a much better fit.
'Girl Afraid' or 'Let Me Kiss You' would be great as they sum up his sex offenders history or 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now' which would sum up his supporters when his extra large carcass is dragged into prison or out of the Presidential race but although there are rich picking if they wanted to use
a Smith's songs, there is only truly one which could have been written for him and is perfect for his supporters to sing along to.  
1..2..3...4...'You're the one for me, Fatty, You're the one I really, really love...'