Deporting Prince Harry

As Donald Trump's re-election campaign swings into gear, the issue of migration has bubbled to the top of the list of things his basket of deplorable's want him to concentrate his mind on and he hasn't disappointed with unhinged rants about withholding benefits from the children of migrants born in the United States, threatening to activate the National Guard to assist in mass deportations and went on a mad speech about migrants 'poisoning the blood of our country' but this week he said something which must have filled every Brit with dread..Prince Harry should be deported.
Now hang on there tubby, if you deport him, he will be coming back here so what's he ever done to you?
It appears that in his book, Spare, the ginger haired Prince admitted to sniffing cocaine and those who apply for U.S. visas must disclose whether they’ve ever used illegal drugs, and he put a big fat 'Nah, not me guv' on his application.
Trump told Britain's most hated wingnut, Nigel Farage, that Harry would not be the beneficiary of any special privileges, and if he lied, the Department of Homeland Security would kick his annoying arse back across the Atlantic.
Yes we know his greatest skill is to whine about his family and how he was forced to be raised in Castle's and Palace's and have access to all the finest things in life but while he is doing it over there, he isn't doing it over here so let's forgive Harry for his juvenile indiscretions and charitably overlook that he 'forgot' to mention his drug use on his visa and allow him to continue his please give us privacy nation tour of American TV Studios and in return we won't blow up that fat Orange Baby balloon next time you are here. Deal?