This year’s Global Mind Project reveals that Britain is the second-most unhappy country in the entire world which is an outrageous slur, we are easily the most miserable so who beat us? Only bloody Uzbekistan!
So i guess we don't moan quite as much as the Uzbek's about the weather there as well as the trains, strikes, the NHS, the government, repeats on the telly, awful Wi-Fi reception in shops, traffic, parking, supermarket self-service tills, cost of living and the scratchiness of our socks so we have to up our game fellow Brit's because moaning and whinging about everything is our bag, not some damn Central Asian nation nobody could find in an Atlas unless it was coloured in and had a massive HERE sticker pointing at it!
To our credit we did beat Yemen who do actually have something to moan about what with it being in the midst of a war and a humanitarian crisis but the Project did find that there been a global decline in happiness since 2019 and the average global score was 65 which makes our 49 quite a feat we should be proud of.
With the current Conservative Government and Piers Morgan still working, us Brits are all united in being incredibly miserable and nothing makes us happier than a good old moan so swivel on that Uzbekistan, the only reason you beat us is because moaning is what makes us Brit's happy which is why you took our well deserved first place.
Thursday 28 March 2024
Foiled By Uzbekistan
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the unhappiness in the uk, and much of the unhappiness in the US, is potentially due to there being so many that lean left in the uk.
the leftists, the people that claim to be open-minded and tolerant, are keen on finding and dwelling on problems. not enough problems at home, look abroad.
if there aren't enough problems today, then they predict problems like global warming, global starvation, death of species, etc.
if they more problems are needed to be unhappy, look back into history and find grievances to stir up, and if that doesn't work then they rewrite history based on a newly discovered diary or some other obscure document.
still not enough unhappiness, reinterpret history using some bizarre racist, sexist lens...
the left owns this aspect of life. nobody can beat a leftist at being negative and unhappy.
cheers
...or we have an awful right wing Government that has been ideologically slashing at everything for over a decade and left us all so much worse off. As the left haven't been calling the shots for the last 14 years here, i will file your comment under D for yet another David-esque rant.
the left are miserable all the time. blaming conservatives is just another way to claim misery and to accelerate the drive to a 1984 like misery where everybody is miserable instead of just the left. oh, and of course the leaders. the leaders always have a good life in leftist regimes...
and you liked davids rants. you supported or augmented most of them...
Who else is there to blame if not the people making all the decisions which have made people miserable over the past 14 years?
and (sic) you liked davids (sic) rants. you (sic) supported or augmented most of them.
I only supported or augmented them when our views chimed which they did occasionally as both of us were lefties, i had no problems with calling him or anyone out if i never agree with them or if he went off on a Quentin style whinge shoehorning in his hatred of unrelated other subjects in posts about cats or smoking.
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