James Not So Cleverley

In the last three of the potential Conservative Party leaders, James Cleverley supporters decided to try and manipulate the contest in his favour so he would face off against Kemi Badenoch, the person they believed he had the best chance of beating in the final vote among party members.
The idea was for Cleverley backing MP's to 'lend' their vote to Kemi, therefore knocking out Robert Jenrick and leaving him to face off against the very right wing, gaffe prone Badenoch and that's exactly what many did, actually too many because hilariously when the result came in Badenoch and Jenrick received more than Cleverley who was knocked out to leave Badenoch and Jenrick now facing a final vote among party members.  
According to Party sources, Cleverly and his campaigners had detected what was happening but discovered it too late and now the Conservatives face a choice between a very right wing candidate and another very right wing candidate or as one frustrated MP rather fruitaly said:  'They will be dancing on the fucking tables at Labour HQ'.
The Liberal Dems have already put out advertisements under the banner: 'Meet the final two Conservative leadership candidates' and lists Badenoch’s criticism of maternity pay and Jenrick stating he would vote for Donald Trump and his order to paint over cartoon murals in a child asylum-seeker unit.
Only the Conservatives could be this awful and disorganised, but boy did we laugh at them when the result came in.