God On Trump

At least the Tangerine Taco left his ridiculous looking MAGA hat at home when he announced that it was time for Iran to make peace now that he had ordered his country to attack them but that's Trump logic for you, as stupid as he looks with his Orange clown make up.
Flanked by three of his administration, Plague, Famine and Death, the self confessed sex pest ended his self congratulatory speech about firing 30 Cruise Missiles and dropping seven 13.5 tonne bombs on another country with: 'God bless the Middle East. God bless Israel, and God bless America'.
Don't know what God made of this imposition of his precious blessing time and energy, so lets ask him.
'It's a bit of a liberty to be honest' said the Almighty, 'as if i haven't got enough on my plate already what with answering prayers, saving The King of England and trying to orchestrate all these Holy Wars. I really could do without dubious politicians organising yet more for me to do although i have had dealings with these warmongering American Presidents before.'
Obviously reading my mind about the Bush consultation before the Iraq War, the big guy sighed and shook his omnipresent head, 'Yep, there was that Bush fella but i told him what i tell everyone when they ask for help in a war, I'm God. If i want to get rid of someone I can just give them bird flu or food poisoning so if Trump has asked me i would have said that I didn't need some jumped up little draft dodger with bone spurs to help me.'
I wanted to press him further on the meaning of life, origins of the Universe and exactly what he thought of what those that he made in his own image were doing to the environment that he had cobbled together in under a week and did he think he would have made a better job of it if he hadn't had Sunday off, but before i had chance, he got called away to an incident.
'Sorry but the King is digging about inside his toaster with a knife again' he said rolling his eyes and ordering Gabriel to fetch his winged chariot.
'I'll tell you what' he said as he ushered me towards the door 'None of my other creations give this  much hassle.'