Nah, You're Ok Pal

I am sure someone in the Trump Administration must have said to him if he decides to start a war with Iran, the Strait of Hormuz would be shut off and that would effect the global economy.
Being a bit of a thicko they probably used simple words and maybe even drew some cartoons but the few remaining braincells rattling around in his dementia addled brain just went 'Gotta deflect from the Trumpstein files' and donning a baseball cap, went ahead and did it anyway.    
As his only companion on this misadventure was a nation run by war criminal who was committing a genocide in Gaza,  everyone else just refused to get involved and most even told the moron that they couldn't use their bases to bomb girls schools and medical facilities and after Iran attacked Cyprus and the Prime Minister said he could use the base their to defend themselves, he was told that he didn't need countries that: 'Join wars after we've already won'.
Not one to tell the truth when a perfectly good lie will do, unless 'Won' looks like Iran still firing missiles around the Gulf and electing an even more hard-line younger Ayatollah then the man mentioned in the Trumpstien files tens of thousands of times is not watching the same news that we are although  he has given the nations he has spent the last 12 months deriding to join him.
As the Strait of Hormuz is as expected, bunged up, the Mango Mussolini is asking for  UK, China, France, Japan, South Korea and other countries to send ships to the waterway to help clear the way and unsurprisingly the response has been...Nah, your alright mate.
The UK, China and Japan said they will give it some thought but have refused to make any commitments, South Korea have said only that they have noted Trump’s comments while France have already made its position clear saying: 'There is no question of sending any vessels to the strait of Hormuz'.
Germany gave a 'Nein' reply and China response was that they are in talks with the Iranian regime about allowing Chinese oil tankers to pass through from the Gulf so you are on your own Trump, the World spoke and its a global: 'UP YOUR'S FATSO'.