Clearing Up Any Iran War Misunderstandings

Day 54th of the Iran War which we were told would last a few weeks so just in case you missed it, here's what's been happening so far.   

America and Israel bombed Ian while in the midst of negotiations to prevent a war and to distract attention from the Epstein files which were a hoax and did not exist but were on the desk of the District Attorney who was slowly releasing them.
The First act of the war which isn't a war was to change the regime by replacing the old regime with a younger more hardline version of the same regime and then take out the Iranian navy which has now been destroyed eight times and who have closed the Strait of Hormuz which was open before the outbreak of the not war and while Trump was declaring that they had won the war which isnt a war seven times.
Trump moaned about Keir Starmer and told Britain to not send their ships which Britain never offered anyway because they could easily get the uranium that was completely obliterated previously during negotiations so that the Iranians can't build the nuclear weapon that they weren't building before the not war that the US and Israel started so Iran could not have a nuclear missile, which they never.
Then as the price of oil went up as the Iranian military which was beaten and had lost the war were launching missiles which America had already been wiped out at several other Middle Eastern nations so the US, which has nuclear weapons, threatened to end Iranian Civilisation by using nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous which made the Pope question the war and led the US to question just how religious the Pope actually was that he didn't support the mass murder of millions of people .
Now a second round of negotiations are being prepared which Iran did not turn up to to end the not a war and America have blockaded the Strait to show Iran that blocking a Strait is wrong and breaking International Law.
So that's where we are today, I hope this has cleared up a few things