Friday, 3 April 2026

Soooo Funny

I saw something on Social Media this morning which had me laughing so much that if i was drinking milk at the time it would have been coming out of my nose.
Unfortunately, despite looking, i have been unable to find it again so i could post it here but it was a pretend negotiation between the Iranian Ayatollahs and the American President and went something like:

Trump: Do You Surrender?
Ayatollah: Not to you fat boy
Trump: DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!!
Ayatollah: Sorry Fatty Fat Fat
Trump: Surrender to me or I will bomb you back to the Stone Age!!!
Ayatollah: You won't Chubbs, you got bone spurs remember.
Trump: THE AMERICAN MILITARY IS THE GREATEST THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!!
Ayatollah: So you keep saying Chubbster.
Trump: DO NOT CALL ME THAT, I WILL DECIMATE YOU EVEN MORE!!!!!
Ayatollah: You want our oil lardo?
Trump: Yes, give me all your oil.
Ayatollah: You want to rub it all over your obese body? Even we don't have that much oil Fatso.
Trump: WE WILL OBLITERATE YOU AGAIN IF YOU KEEP CALLING ME FAT!!!
Ayatollah: You prefer we made this about you wanting to hide you being a pedophile?
Trump: On second thoughts, you know, i probably could lose a few pounds....
Ayatolla: Ha Ha, Fatty Fat Chubby Blobby.

It was much longer than that and this was only the jist of it but wow it made me laugh and i don't know if it was a proper Iranian Government trolling or who it was but well done, brilliant. 

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