Sorry Ukraine But You're Jiggered

After the success of the peace talks between Israel and Hamas and the ongoing war with Iran, US envoys Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff have arrived in Moscow to try to resuscitate a deal to end Russia's invasion of Ukraine, the one which is currently standing at 593 days after the current laughably bad US President said he would end it but this time we have high hopes because the pair have a good track record so far.
Israel is no longer committing a Genocide in Gaza after agreeing not to (it says here) and the Iranians are all cute and cuddly with the USA now so why should we doubt that someone who runs a real estate business and his friend and fellow real estate investor Witkoff can pull this off?
Now some may say why has he been sent when he obviously sucks at peace talks but you have to remember that he is Trump's Son in Law and he must have learnt something from his own father who discovered his brother-in-law was cooperating in an investigation into his business affairs so hired a prostitute to seduce said brother in law, video-taped it and sent it to his wife, his own sister.
Daddy Kushner was then convicted of 18 crimes for tax evasion and witness tampering but was pardoned by Trump and is now the US Ambassador to France so this is a big week for Ivanka's hubby who has so far popped his head up in so many seismic moments, and failed miserably.   
His plan for ending the horrendous war on Ukraine is reportedly based on the deal they discussed previously where Ukraine cede the rest of the Russian-occupied eastern Donbas region which Moscow has been unable to take by force, cut its armed forces by half and abandon certain types of long range weaponry which could hit targets in Russia while Russia, the nation that started the war, would promise not to keep aiming deadly missiles at them, even crossing their hearts and hoping to die.
Onwards then to this week and Ukraine's hopes of an end depend on two members of the Board of Peace Executive Board which is chaired by Donald Trump and includes our own Mr Tony Blair, who we know is unlikely to be war-crime-adjacent so a couple of inexperienced peace negotiators who have failed miserably to bring peace to anywhere they have tried and overseen by a sex offending pedophile who kidnapped one World leader and needlessly bombed and killed the family of another and a man who should be in the Hague for war crimes.
Sorry Ukraine, but if this pair is who you are depending on to bring peace to your nation while not selling you down the river, then you are truly jiggered.