Valentines Day is only a few weeks away and many couples thoughts are turning to what they can do to show their other half how much they mean to them but if roses, chocolates and cuddly toys just don't cut it anymore, there is website where for £100, you can get necklaces, pendants, bracelets, rings, earrings and keychains made from...well let's just say that Monica Lewinski's blue dress after THAT Oval Room trip would have been perfect.
The Amanda Booth Trinkets business began making trinkets from ashes before expanding their business to include the process of breastmilk trinkets and have now taken the next step and launched Jizzy Jewellery, turning human semen into forever trinkets.
The website explains it could be to mark your fertility journey, a vasectomy gift or just to show someone how much they are loved and advises that you must provide your own samples, obviously.
Amanda explains how she tried out the process of turning semen into jewellery by trying it out on a sample from her husband first of all and when she found it worked, she began taking orders.
She then went on to explain: 'It doesn’t make the office the most fun to be in when it’s drying as it’s not the nicest smell...' at which point i stopped reading and really hoped that hubby will turn up with a box of Black Magic, Daffodils and a card again this year.
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Give it time.
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