Ticking Off Our Intergalactic Neighbours

Apparently, there were three reports of Chinese Weather Balloons in America airspace during the Donald Trump era but whenever a very round, large white thing was reported it was put down as Donald going to the fridge for yet another snack but after three reports in the past week, the skies above America could be  
teeming with unidentified Flying Objects.
The first was almost certainly a Chinese Spy balloon but the second which was reportedly much smaller and flying much lower was shot down on the orders of Canada and another was reported over Montana but when an F-22 was sent up to take a look, it found nothing there except some clouds and a few scared looking birds.
The White House are not giving any details except it was cylindrical and silver-ish gray which leaves a void for fanciful notions of just what the US Air-force took aim at and conspiracy theories are growing although there is only two possible answers, either it is a smaller Chinese Spy Balloon or America are shooting down visiting Aliens.
This flying object is just one of many being investigated by the U.S. Department of Defense and only a few weeks ago the Pentagon released documents indicating that it was struggling to explain about half of the hundreds of UFO reports it received last year so if the Americans do put forward the notion that it was just a Weather Balloon, then it would be the exact opposite of the Roswell Incident where a supposed downed Alien craft was dismissed as a weather balloon.
China has reported a unidentified object spotted flying over waters near the port city of Qingdao itself although that could very well be the Chinese wanting to join the shooting down Balloon party but i am sure that all will become clear over the next few weeks and it will either be declared as more Spy Balloons or we will find a fleet of alien spaceships threatening to obliterate us Earthlings with ray guns and lasers.