Donald McDonald

Is there nothing Donald Trump can't touch without it turning to a stinking turd?
One of the World's worst businessmen, a day after becoming the second clown to be employed by McDonald's after Ronald, the Restaurant announce a 9% drop in their share price knocking £12bn off the company's value.
The former president who is no stranger to fast food judging by that impressive girth, only working a 20 minute shift at the drive-thru, serving pre-screened customers and he even got a free burger for his efforts because it’s not exactly a secret that Trump isn’t fond of paying for things, something hundreds of Trump workers and contractors left out of pocket will attest to.
Obviously, Burger King would have been more appropriate, we all know Trump likes Whoppers but credit must go to Trump, he can now actually say he worked at a profitable business, or he could until he turned up there.   
The actual reason McDonald's price dropped was due to an E.coli outbreak linked to Quarter Pounder burgers in the US left many customers ill but where's the fun in that?