Sexy Andover

Awards are handed out to many people for many things and it is always nice to get your back slapped but lovehoney (global leader in sexual happiness who ship orders in discreet, boring brown boxes direct from our warehouses straight to your door) have handed out their own awards to celebrate those who get slapped onto their backs. Or up against a wall. Or on the bonnet of a car. Actually, almost anywhere because the award for the UK's sexiest city has gone to Andover.
If your thoughts of sexy turn to a glistening medallion poking out from a silk shirt open to the navel and nestling between the hairs of a chest wig then you really should take a trip to the North Hampshire town where they have gone wild for sex toys and French maid outfits.
Anyone who has ever been to Andover will be looking at a map to see if there is another Andover but it is that place where a young James Blunt grew up in the shadow of the Museum of the Iron Age and the home of the Hampshire Golf Club and now named as the recipient of tons of sex toys and sexy lingerie.
I have been to Andover a few times and it is nice enough, i found the women to be quite classy, in most of the pubs and clubs they used the car park for dates and hardly ever the pinball table unlike some places i have been but it is none of our business if Andovian couples are adding handcuffs and buzzy things to their bedroom repertoires although i admit that the idea of handcuffing my husband to a bed and gagging him is very appealing.
I could leave him there, shut the door and watch my new 'A Town Called Eureka' boxset in peace.