Friday 2 February 2024

Today Is...Satanic New Year

In the Bible texts, the evil Satan is acknowledged to have killed 10 people while the peace loving God killed a total of 10 million including 7.5 million men, women and children in a great flood.
So if God was the one with the larger taste for blood, why is it that Satan is the bad guy but then Satan always has had a bit of a bad reputation so it is nice to see that he is getting some recognition finally and today is the Satanic New Year.
Satanism is undergoing a bit of a revival lately but not many people know that where God botherers have their 10 Commandments including not being allowed to cover their neighbours ass, the Church of Satan have 11 of their own called The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth.
These include not give opinions unless asked, show respect to others, do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal, do not steal or complain, don't harm children and don't kill animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
All very respectable and strangely not a single mention of pitchforks up the backside so i say not only leave the devil worshippers to do their own thing but let them run a few radio stations as well because God knows Satanic Heavy Metal music is far better than that religious happy clappy crap.

4 comments:

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

In this day and age of post-modernist leftists, the idea that their are rules for anything is funny (as in inane), but especially war.

it is those europeans trying to impose their views on the rest of the world again and it is racist, and sexist, and homophobic, and xenophobic don't you think?

thought you were woke lucyp

Falling on a bruise said...

I think that’s is good that Satanism has its own thing, one made up religion is as good as any other

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

well of course you do lucyp. since the left have their "woke" religion why should people that worship evil be denied their say. and i agree with you, as i certainly would not outlaw satanism. when seeking to maximize individual liberty one has to take the bad with the good. or in this case the evil and the left with the good...

Falling on a bruise said...

Satanism is left wing?