A Children's Book of Demons

When i was a kid i was always being asked to wash up or put the bins out or even do my homework and what i really could have down with was a handy book of Demons to summon up and although it may be too late for me, children today can do just that with The Children's Book of Demons.
The spoilsports at The International Association of Exorcists (AIE) have issued a warning that a book teaching kids how to summon demons could be dangerous but then they are not the ones being told to eat their greens or play nice with their little brother who has just wiped snot in your hair.
The book is aimed at readers between five to 10 and shows how to summon various multi-limbed, razor-toothed evil spirits to solve their problems using a series of simply drawn symbols so if it's sprouts for dinner, easily summon a demon to turn them into cake or if you don’t want to go to school, call for a Demon to make you sick.
The stuffed shirts at the IAE have said that it is wrong to be: 'inviting children to ally themselves with demons' and warning that 'You don’t mess around with demons'. 
The IAE are also concerned that there is a trend towards making mainstreaming devil-worship as a normal alternative to other religions and muddles children's discernment between what is religiously good and what is bad.
One reviewer writes that the book is 'pure evil' and 'puts children at risk of bringing demons into their home and leading them down the path to eternal damnation', so play it safe kids and just stick with the 'good' religions, like those that states that unbelievers, homosexuals, heretics, and blasphemers should be killed and it is fine to keep slaves and gave us the Inquisition, the Witch Trials and the Crusades and has been responsible for the most deaths of any cause since humans learnt to walk upright.