Thursday 12 December 2019

It's All In The Jeans

There are many ways to tell in a crowd if someone is a right winger, they are usually the ones dribbling down their fronts and looking confused but apparently there is another way and it is all in the clothing.
The Wall Street Journal have found that in America, right wingers prefer Wrangler Jeans while lefties go for Levi's so i raided the local Shopping Mall to do some investigation.
First i tried on a pair of Wranglers and almost immediately i had the urge to exercise my second amendment rights and shoot someone so maybe there is something in this.
I tried reading the sign in the changing room but found that i couldn't comprehend any words with more than six letters and it took me a good two minutes to work out how the door worked to go outside the changing room and show my husband but the changing room attendant was a black lady so resisting the urge to racially abuse her, i played it safe and went back inside and changed into the Levi's.
Before i had finished buttoning up the fly i had the overriding urge to give free healthcare to everyone and create a fairer society for all so i took that as all the proof i needed.
I changed back into my skirt and decided that i will stick to my tried and trusted way of working out who is a right and left winger, if they show as much sense as two short planks of wood than they are a right winger and i should remember to talk slow to them in words of two syllables or less.

7 comments:

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

always count on you to be an ass...

Falling on a bruise said...

Hey, none of the words you used then had more than six letters or more than two syllables...more proof!

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

try to keep it easy for you...

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

short words are best if you want to share a thought

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

didn't they teach you that in journalism?

no, they taught you to show off your education by using a large vocabulary, the primary message being that you are the smartest person in the room, after all you are a leftist and you know what is best for everyone...

Falling on a bruise said...

I must have been ill that day if they did

Liber - Latin for "The Free One" said...

so, you can learn... shock and awe...