Don't Call Us Uri, We'll Call You

A team mapping radio waves in the universe has discovered something unusual that releases a giant burst of energy three times an hour and it’s unlike anything astronomers have seen before although the scientists at the International Centre for Radio Astronomy Research believe that it is probably a type of slowly spinning neutron star but spoon bender Uri Geller believes that the mysterious energy bursts are aliens preparing for a mass landing on Earth.
Hmmm...tell us more Uri.
'No doubt in my mind that this is connected to alien intelligence way, way superior than ours. They are preparing us for a mass landing soon!'
Tell you what Uri, thanks but let's go with the Scientists explanation for now but if a couple of thousand little green men show up and demand to be taken to our leader, we will call you.