We Missed The End Of The World

Despite the World being predicted to end so many times that i have lost count, the Planet and the creatures on it annoyingly refuse to go away but there is a great new conspiracy theory that says don't bother waiting around for the end of the world because it's already happened, we all just missed it.  
Now you are probably thinking that you would have noticed something like that happening, possibly picking up a few clues along the way but everything went Pop in 2012 just as the Mayan's predicted and it was all down to CERN who may have found the Higgs Boson that year, but destroyed the Universe in doing so.
If you are one of those disbelieving people who demand proof then what more could you want than the belief that 'nothing has felt right since 2012' as after CERN carlessly blew up the Planet, 'our collective consciousness was moved into a parallel universe and we are now living in a series of simulations with remnants of memories from our old life on the real Earth'.
When they put it like that it's obvious really, everything that has happened since 2012 is just in our collective imaginations which according to another Conspiracy theory, is exactly where you will find Australia because just like our Planet, that doesn't exist either.  
That may come as a surprise to the 19 million people who live in the land Down Under but not as much as a surprise when they realise that where they actually live is on an island off the coast of South America.
It's all down to those dastardly British who murdered all the prisoners it supposedly sent to the non-existent island around the other side of the World that it made up as a desperate cover up.
Frankly, if they didn’t have all that proof to back them up then it would be impossible to take these guys seriously.