Have You Seen Those Boxes I Left Here Melania?

Funnily enough it was only the other day that we mentioned that America's third fattest and first small handed President has been quiet recently and we found out why today, he has been going through the 15 boxes of documents he skipped out of the White House with in his teeny weeny, dinky little fingers.
No news yet of exactly what the FBI were looking for when they raided his Mar-a-Lago home but it is assumed it is linked to one of the many investigations he faces for election interference, financial crimes, the storming of Congress and various lawsuits by police officers injured in the Congress attack,fraud, sexual assault charges, cheating his own family out of inheritance and his own personal lawyer who is suing him.
Trump once said that he loves the poorly educated and the barely educated have been out in force as expected to defend the man who once suggested ingesting Bleach as a cure for COVID-19, and they have gone with the usual of when an opportunity for a good explanation isn't available, just make do by pointing out that if this can happen to the former president, then the ordinary people are next so all you ordinary people with over a dozen boxes of stolen classified presidential records should sleep with one eye open.
One former Republican Congressman said recently that there is only one way his party can move on from Donald Trump, and that is waiting for him to die and at 76, a liking for fast food while morbidly obese and with high cholesterol, he may be only one KFC Bargain Bucket away from their wait being over so the courts had better get their act together quickly.