Who you gonna call? Not the emergency services obviously because every year they publish the most time wasting calls and you do wonder how some people manage to find their way out of their own front door in the morning.
Someone dialled 999 and asked for the police to report that she had bought a cold kebab and the shop wouldn't replace it with a hot one and a woman called to report a man dressed as a clown who was overcharging for balloons.
A man called to say his 50p coin was stuck in a washing machine at the launderette and he wanted police to retrieve it while another reported the theft of his TV remote control because he couldn't find it anywhere.
The Police received a phone call from someone complaining that they had been waiting for a pizza delivery for 45 minutes and another to report her neighbours cat because it kept coming into her garden and another called because someone had vandalised their snowman.
The Ambulance Service said the number of times they get called out as some man has his penis stuck somewhere or they stepped out the shower and 'fell' and got something jammed up their backside is amazingly high as is the number of calls they get for a lift to A & E.
One lady phoned to tell them her husbands dog needed to go outside to pee and as they had taken him to hospital it was their responsibility to come take him out.
Unfortunately, medical science hasn't yet come up with a medicine for stupid.
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