Enough Already Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature

Thank you for the decent weather for the last two weeks while i have been off work on holiday but i am just dropping you this message to let you know that i am back at work as of today and have no further need for scorching sunshine and 28C heat.

If you could dial it back now then that would be very much appreciated because being stonkingly hot while out and about in t-shirts and shorts and the wine is flowing is fine but stonkingly hot while dressed in work attire and trying to concentrate on the intricacies of current affairs is not quite so comfortable, especially as the water fountain is very close to my desk while the nearest toilets are right at the other end of my floor.    

If ending the heatwave at such short notice is not possible, then could you arrange for a whacking great thunderstorm, preferably in the late evening when it is dark because a thunderstorm with plenty of lightning is fun but during the daylight is does seem a bit of a waste of a good light show.

As it is officially Autumn now and had been for 4 days, i believe that whilst it is dry, the stifling heat and days of burning yourself on leather car seats and having to take turns with each hand holding the steering wheel should be long gone so thank you for the thought but as i said previously, i am back at work now so kindly ask you to make things a bit more Autumnal.

Thank you

Lucy