Thursday 6 June 2024

Farage: The MilkShake Kid

After seven previous attempts to become an MP resulted in failure, Nigel Farage is hoping it will be eighth time lucky as he begins his first day of campaigning in Clacton, the Essex constituency and started the day washing milkshake out of his hair.
A woman drenched the Reform UK leader with a McDonald's banana milkshake as he came out of a pub and i cannot condone that sort of behaviour, a milkshake at McDonald's is almost £2 where you could make your own at home and take that along for a fraction of the price.
The Conservartives are obviously worried that as they have slipped so far along the ideological scale within a thrown fast food drink of Farage's awful right wing party, that they will lose voters to the newly created Reform UK and the signs are already that it is happening with the 11% poll rating they have amassed coming almost entirely from the Conservative voters side.
The Labour Party must be thinking it's Christmas come early because as the right wing vote splits, their lead over both parties is growing which will won't translate into more seats in the House of Commons for them but less seats for the opposition so a larger majority which doesn't seem to be a problem for Farage, who is saying he want Reform UK to replace the Tories as the natural home of the right wing and which is fine because it means neither will ever be able to muster enough to trouble the ruling Party.
That isn't necessarily a good thing, the last Labour Party was going great guns until Tony Blair teamed up with George W Bush and went on a war spree in the Middle East which saw Labour spend the next 14 years in the wilderness.
If Clacton decide they want Farage as their MP then good luck to them, not that i think he will win the seat but if he does he isn't going to be pottering around faffing about with local issues but there will be plenty of more milkshake's being hurled before then, hopefully cheaper ones because he really isn't worth wasting £2 on.

6 comments:

Falling on a bruise said...

I do wonder sometimes if you are just losing it so i restrain from arguing with you because it wouldn't be good to argue with someone with some form of mental degradation.

Then i think you are just trying to get a rise, saying any old nonsense to get a reaction because even you can't believe the gibberish you often spout.

Then i think how awful your understanding of most things are and put it down to that famous lack of grasp you have on situations.

I end up just assuming that your understanding is sadly no match for your eagerness to have a different opinion to me, regardless of how that makes you come across.

Has to be one of those, hopefully not the first one but i assume the final one.

Falling on a bruise said...

So if you don't know something do you not go and ask someone who does (an expert) or do you guess or just stay ignorant?

Anonymous said...

‘that is why i have multiple degrees and dozens of professional certifications’. Oh dear… there’s that ‘thing’ again.

Anonymous said...

To be honest I would say something about your desperation to mention your CV and qualifications at every opportunity smells of insecurity and then quote some philosopher saying something along the lines of a man who thinks he is clever constantly boasts of it but a man who knows he is clever doesn’t need to. You obviously feel you need to.

Falling on a bruise said...

So Quentin Smith, i never mentioned your qualifications until you began weirdly dropping them into the conversation and i began making fun of you for it, i have said a few times it was your poor grasp of events that you fell down on, if you took that as attacking your lack of qualifications then that's on you.

Journalists tackle every area imaginable, obviously we have to rely on experts for advice and guidance or do you propose we learn everything about every subject matter? Really?

If you don't see how desperately trying to 'prove yourself' to someone by constantly mentioning your qualifications, someone you have never met, will never meet and lives thousands of miles away and has no effect on your life isn't you being insecure then i suggest you sign up with a good therapist because that is text book 'insecurity'.

Falling on a bruise said...

The fact that you don't ask anyone if you don't know something speaks volumes and explains everything.
I never mentioned your qualifications, that's your excuse to weirdly try and shoehorn your qualifications in at every opportunity.
As for the therapist, that's your call and if you don't think its a problem then fill yer boots but i will continue to mock you for being really, really bad at understanding things.