Space Ass-tronauts

When I saw the picture of Katy Perry holding up the daisy in the Blue Origin penis shaped space ship I thought that picture is going to be iconic and it was a great picture but once they were back on Earth 11 minutes later it all went very wrong.
One said that she didn't really have words for the experience but when she did find some they were: 'I looked out the window and we got to see the moon'.
Other insights came from Perry, who served up the 'feminine divine' and being 'super-connected to love' and 'Making space for future woman' and 'Space is going to finally be glam' but the absolute butt clenching moment was when she said 'We are going to put the ‘ass’ in astronaut.'
Another one, i'm not sure which because by now I was chewing my cushion,  said that she wanted to test out her hair to make sure that it was OK so she skydived in Dubai with similar hair to make sure it would be good.
And they were not finished yet because there was SO much more of it. “We’re going to have lash extensions flying in the capsule' and  'I think it’s so important for people to see us like that'.
The real scientist/astronaut's must have been mortified and felt so diminished by this but great picture though.