Special Guest Blogger: Angel Gadreel

 
Being an Angel isn't all about sitting on clouds and playing harps. One day the big guy came over to me and said: 'I have just made the first man and woman and I want you to Guard them in my Garden. Don't let anyone in' he said and i stood there all keen and sharp at the Northern Gate and practised the 'your names not down, your not coming in' speech and all went well until Lucifer turned up.
The sneaky bugger conjured up stars and threw them around in front of me as and they darted about like demented fireflies, one of his  minions  grabbed me from behind while he sneaked into the Garden of Eden and...well you know the rest, the fall on mankind and all that and my punishment was to be not only lose my job to that suck-up Uriel but be shunned by my other Angel colleagues.
Being an Angelic failure is not much fun so i begged the big man for another job to prove i was not a complete dullard and he took me on as a Watcher, tasked with observing and guiding mankind with my station being the pathway of communion between humanity and the European-based Gods, such as the Greek and Germanic gods.
That's how I met the very hot Greek Titan Leto and to cut a long story short, we eloped together but the problem with having an omnipresent boss who sees everything is exactly that he sees everything and i was busted as was my fellow watchers who had been down Earth bonking humans and making human-angel hybrids.
This time i was banished from Heaven and thrown into Sheol,  think of a Hell holding pen, for eternity as well as being written out of the BIble until a few of my old Watcher pals freed me and now here we sit not obeying the man upstairs or the guy downstairs and just bumbling along keeping to ourselves and not annoying nobody.
So i'm sorry for the whole fall of mankind thing but i'm sure things will turn out okay for you all, just ignore any talking snakes.