Shock Celebrity Photo In Epstein Release

The Department of Justice's website was so busy yesterday that journalists were placed in a queue for access to the released Epstein files although once we got there, we seemed to be staring at more black rectangles than anything else but all the expected names and faces were there and nobody was surprised to see the likes of  Bill Clinton and Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor but there was one celebrity that bought sharp gasps in the newsroom.
There with his arm around a smiling Jeffrey Epstein was the beloved children's favourite, Winnie the Pooh.
Obviously it goes without saying that inclusion in the Epstein files does not suggest wrongdoing but it is hard to see how the Hundred Acre Wood resident can survive this association with one of history's most prolific convicted child sex offender's who died in prison while awaiting sentencing in 2019.  
We have approached Mr W. Pooh  for comment but have yet to receive a statement with regards to this unsettling revelation.