Thursday, 4 December 2025

Past To Future Lucy

Hi future Lucy, this is past Lucy. I'm actually you from 14 days ago so i hope you had a good holiday, didn't get too sunburnt or fall overboard or anything and don't worry, i am not here to show you previous things so you can change your ways or anything, i'm here to tell you what i fully expected you missed over the past 14 days.

Rachel Reeves would have delivered her budget and been keeping her head down ever since as someones taxes would have gone up so by April next year you and most other people will be paying more to the Treasury than you do at the moment.

The Israeli genocide would have gone on with many more Palestinians killed by the Israeli military despite there being a supposed ceasefire.

Russia will still be firing missiles and drones into Ukraine and Putin will still be promising to stop once he is rewarded for starting the war by being handed a decent portion of Ukraine.

As we are just entering the Christmas period, some group of workers will be threatening to strike over the Festive period.

It is a very good bet that Donald Trump said something stupid or offensive or more probably both.

Despite telling everyone you would be uncontactable and leaving your out of office on your emails, you WILL come back to find missed calls and texts on your work phone which has been left sitting in a kitchen drawer at home.

As the Christmas work rota would have been worked out while you was away, you may very well be having Christmas Diner at your desk again this year.

Arsenal would have beaten Tottenham, drawn with Bayern Munich and lost to Chelsea.

Welcome back.

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