Sometimes size does matter for example if you are jumping out of an airplane then you want the the biggest parachute available or if you buy a slice of cake then you want the biggest bit but when it absolutely doesn't matter whatsoever is penis size. Yep, size doesn't matter when it comes to your man's trouser snake so you guys may as well stop reading here because i am going to segue into a post about girly things such as make up, skirts and boys.
Have they gone? Good because bless there little fragile male ego's, as we women know size really does matter, we just say it doesn't to men with small willies and a British study published in the BJU International journal of urology has had a look at 15,000 International penises from Europe, Asia, Africa and North and South America and have made a handy chart of where the big boys and where the dinky ones are.
Of the 88 nations, the top three biggest members belong to men from Ecuador, Cameroon and Bolivia while the less well endowed hail from Cambodia, Myanmar and the Philippines.
In the USA, the only big guns are on the shop shelves because they come in 60th so it isn't just the Orange buffoon who has the small hands but British men can't gloat because they are 68th and i have already heard the excuse that it's those damn immigrants.
Yep, rather than hold up their teeny tiny hands and admit it's time to invest in smaller tape measures, they blame the immigrants coming over here with their tiny penis's and getting measured by scientists and its dragging down their stats which is as laughable as...well..you know...
I say never fear men, next time you are asked how big you are give the answers in centimeters, it will make you feel so much larger.
Wednesday 21 June 2023
This Isn't A Post About Penis Size
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oh, and size does matter for woman parts too.
did you hear the one where the guy told his friend "my girl friend has a huge vagina. vagina. vagina" his friend asked "why did you say vagina three times?" he said, "I didn't. That was the echo."
I went with penis, trouser snake, Willy, well endowed, dinky ones and yep, ridiculed your weird obsession with blaming immigrants. It was a British study so was reported here and had it earmarked to consider writing about later but you beat me to it.
if there were other readers besides me on your blog i would encourage them to visit my blog and see if it is a weird obsession with immigration, substantively different than what you wrote, or just you...
Don’t worry, we have plenty of readers but they can’t comment here so I will explain how it works to you one day, or I might not, see how it goes.
right, i am the only one besides you that comment here!!
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