Today Is..Take Your Dog To Work Day

If you work in an office then taking your dog to work for you shouldn't present a problem, if you work in a butcher shop or a lampost manufacturers then not so much but if you do find yourself surrounded by dogs today then the owner is probably giving you a bit more of an insight into them then they probably mean to.
Some people say that dog owners end up looking like their dogs which must be galling for pug owners because the pug is the Steve Buscemi of the Dog World but a new report from the Kennel Club say that people choose their dogs which are most like their personality.
Do you have a Whippet currently sat in the dog bed beside the radiator? That makes you someone who likes new experiences, has lots of hobbies and enjoy taking risks while Golden Retriever owners are positive and happy.
Schnauzers owners are organised and stick to the rules and if you throw a stick for a Pomeranian then you are agreeable and an extrovert while that Staffordshire Bull Terrier chewing your shoes are trustworthy and affectionate and Jack Russel owners are loyal and friendly, when they are not chasing it up the street as it goes after next doors cat it is anyway.
Springer Spaniel owners are traditional, reserved, and punctual and i have never known a Springer Spaniel be late, Border Terrier owners are charming, lively and exuberant and Cocker Spaniel owners are creative and family-orientated and inclined to roll in fox poo i assume.
It should be added to a dating app, what breed of dog do you have and also what colour because 10 minutes after sitting with a dog owner you will be finding dog hair on your best dress and if he says he is a Border Terrier kind of a guy then make sure you have tissues in your bag because lively and exuberant is another way of saying they get overexcited when meeting new people and there WILL be a wet patch to mop up.