Trump Missed A Trick With His Bible

Donald Trump has been a salesman for many things although as at least five bankruptcies attest to, he isn't that great at it so his record stands as Trump beverages (abandoned before making it to market), Trump: The Game (discontinued after poor sales), Trump magazine (folded after 2 years), Trump Mortgage (defaulted), Trump Steaks (pulled after two months for poor sales), Trump’s travel site (folded after 12 months), Trump Communications Company (abandoned before launch), Trump Tower Tampa (collapsed after being sued by buyers), Trump University (shut down and facing lawsuits), Trump Vodka (abandoned after poor sales) and Trumps Cologne (discontinued after poor sales).
The ultimate business failure has to be Trump casinos which should be a licence to print money but ended in £3 billion debt and bankruptcy but everyone loves a trier, especially if he is too damn stupid to realise what a loser he is in the business man stakes so we have recently had Trump gold trainers and now the Trump Bible although it hasn't been confirmed that he has removed the usual 10 commandments to just those he hasn't broken so Moses needn't have lugged both those heavy tablets down the mountain and could have just managed with half a one instead.
Now normally i would say if you was mad enough to pay $60 for Bible when they are just laying around on the Pews of Churches waiting to be slipped into your handbag then it's your money to waste but whilst i don't want in anyway help Trump pay his multi-million pounds worth of court costs, i do think he has missed a trick by hocking the same, tired old stories and he should have gone for a sequel, 'The Holy Bible 2'.
Obviously it would have to feature Jesus because he was a successful character in the first one and main characters God and the Devil could finally make an appearance after just being as yet unseen characters but i wouldn't bother with minor characters such as Joseph, boy that guy was yawn.
The first Bible ends with Jesus returning and cleansing the earth from all evil and restoring his dad's original plan for mankind, with a new heaven and a new earth and that's perfect as he could introduce some other deities for broader appeal across the other religions Globally, i have always liked that big headed Elephant one and the Greek God of getting shit faced drunk Dionysus would be ideal as the John Belushi type Bluto from Animal House type character.
There you go then Donny, a follow up to the Bible i'm sure your followers would lap up, actually on second thoughts, as they are your supporters, better make it a colouring book. You are very welcome.