Friday 5 April 2024

Wragg's Willy Wrangles

What do we know about the MP William Wragg's apology as some of his fellow MP's throw a protective arm around him and praise his 'courageous' and 'brave' apology?
We know that he met someone on the Grindr dating app and after a few exchange's, to use Wraggs own words, the person 'gained compromising things on me' which is a less crude way of saying he asked for dick pics, and the MP gleefully dropped his pants, grabbed his iPhone and posed.
So far, so Member of Parliament but this is where it now gets interesting because now that they had gained the compromising things, the recipient of the photo's of the Honorable Member's Member, began to blackmail him so what is a disgraced MP to do?
Obviously immediately going to the Police never crossed Wragg's mind so instead he opted to start obliging his blackmailer request for the personal mobile telephone numbers of other MPs, Westminster staff and political journalists.
Scotland Yard confirmed it was in contact with Parliament following reporting of unsolicited messages to members of parliament for which Wragg's weak explanation was that he was scared and he was sorry that his weakness has caused other people hurt.
One MP actually went on TV and rather than demand he vacate his position for dropping his colleagues in it by handing out their private numbers, said: 'I think everybody would accept, including William, that he's made a mistake' and how it was: 'far better that somebody recognises their mistakes rather than tries to hide behind it'.
Rishi Sunak is yet to comment if recognising that he had thrown his colleagues under the bus to try and save his own neck is brave and courageous but Wragg is not expected to lose the party whip over the matter, meaning he can remain in the Conservative Party but if i was one of the colleagues who he had handed over their number, then he had better keep those pictures of his todger as a reminder because by now it would be floating down the Thames.