Pacifists, hippies and spotty faced, 14 year old boys have long made the call of more lovemaking and less war but in a bizarre twist the two came close to being twinned in an orgy of bombs, bums and KY Jelly.
Back in the mid 90's, the US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale. One of the weapons investigated was a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other.
The plan envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops and presumably, as the enemy was too busy rogering each other, the US soldiers would nip in and do what they had to do undisturbed.
The Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate said that none of the systems described in that proposal have been developed.
I wonder what President was in office when the idea came about for a weapon that makes people want to stop whatever they are doing, wherever they are, and have perform sexual acts on each other.
Hmmm, you're not planning on smoking that cigar now are you Sir?
5 comments:
J.H. Christ hanging on the cross, what imbeciles. How about a "smart bomb" or a "compassion bomb"...we'd be sending those down every hour.
If they do develop it I will become a turrist and steal one, then go set it off in Fred Phelps' church, turning vespers to vapors.
Hey Lucy,
After a long time I visited Daniel's blog and saw that its closed. Do you know what happened? Can you tell me something about it?
DP
This is what comes of all that staring at goats.
After a long time I visited Daniel's blog and saw that its closed.
It's been down for a few weeks. I've heard he's pulled the pin.
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