Saturday, 12 April 2008

Naked Politics

It is a fact that elections campaigns can be boring and a woman can only take Gordon Brown lecturing us on fiscal policy for so long before our minds start wandering. Don't tell me that i am the only one who has sat staring at John Prescott and wondered what he would look like naked.
What's that? It was only me? Bugga.
Anyway, politics in Italy are a bit different to elsewhere. Firstly you don't have to wonder anymore because one of the candidates is porn star Milly D'Abbraccio and her campaign poster doesn't focus on her analytical skills or grip of political theory, it's all about her backside.
Shamelessly targeting her brown paper bag wielding fan base, the star of such classics as 'Imperial Nymphomaniac' has plastered images of her derriere all around Rome in a bid to win a seat in the city hall.
"People don't want to see these politicians' faces anymore," she said and you know what, the lady may have a point because there really are some pretty ugly cats running our world.
I can't concentrate when Kim Jong Il comes on the television and as much as i like and admire what Hugo Chavez is doing in Venezuela, the guy had had more than his fair share of falls down the ugly tree. Our own Gordon Brown has the sort of face only a mother...actually, probably not even her.
The outgoing Russian Putin and France's Nicolas Sarkozy are not too shabby but otherwise there really is not much eye candy for us girls in politics so perhaps it would be better if politicians did begin using their butts for photo opportunities.
After all, it is where most of them speak from anyway.


O' Tim said...

"so perhaps it would be better if politicians did begin using their butts for photo opportunities."

Unless they can sport a tush like Millie's - No thanks!

ZenYenta said...

Putin has his manly chest. And his manly love handles.

On this side of the pond, I'll bet anything that my choice for '08 has a better looking butt than either Clinton or McCain, so bring on the posters!

Cody Bones said...

There is simply nothing better than sitting down at the computer with a cup of coffee on a quiet Sunday morning, and see that Lucy's mind was racing on Saturday night with all sorts of interesting speculations. Plus a little T&A never hurt a political conversation. Thanks Lucy.

Oh, BTW, I'm with O'Tim, there is not a single U.S. politician that I want to see naked, well maybe Hillary, just so we can put those nasty rumors to rest.

Cheezy said...

I've imagined John Prescott naked too, but only in a cage and surrounded by hooded men and rabid rottweilers. Is that how you see him too?

annie said...

hmmmmm, maybe matt gonzalez or ross murakami. both formerly on san francisco's board of supervisors.

i agree with zenyenta about the asses of the current presidential candidates. only one seems pleasing to the eye. in my (over-active) imagination, that is!

Anonymous said...

Cheezy and Lucy - my 13 year old read this and said "Euw dudes - how can you even THINK about politicians naked?!"

Ya gotta laff. Then she said I was probably Cheezy ;-)

Noah "Nog" M. said...

Unfortunately, the ass tends to be the cleanest and most substantive part the politician.

Cheezy said...

Ruth- at least I know you're not Cheezy, Ruth!

Your daughter has a point though... unless we're talking about a certain Prime Minister from the Ukraine...

Schwiiiiing! :-p

Lucy said...

It is just a coincedence that my mind racing on a Saturday night usually follows a few liquid refreshments Saturday evening Cody. Loved the line about the rumours though. Did those Latoyah and Michale Jackson ones ever end?

I apologise to your daughter ruth but you have to admire John Prescotts physique. Less of a six pack and more of the whole brewery.

Ms Tymoshenko is very beautiful and i can see why she is considered schwingworthy.