Depeche Mode's Martin Gore has urged someone to shoot Simon Cowell.
Gore declared: 'I'm not advocating violence, but I think somebody should shoot Simon Cowell' which is an outrageous thing to say.
Beating him to within an inch of his life with a copy of 'Hallelujah' by Alexandra Burke and then burying him up to his neck in sand while made to listen to Joe McEldrey's 'The Climb' on repeat until the tide came in would be much fitting.
disclaimer: This site's author does not advocate the killing of Simon Cowell with a Joe McEldrey record and any upcoming death of Mr Cowell by way of an X-Factor winners CD is purely coincidental.
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i don't get it.
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The Depeche Mode man said someone should shoot Simon Cowell for churning out such crap music. I suggested it would be more fitting if someone half beat him to death with a CD of one of his own crap acts and made to listen to another one of his duffers while stuck in sand when the tide come in.
To Americanise it, think Colonel Tom Parker being beaten half to death by someone with a copy of Heartbreak Hotel and then stuck in sand while made to listen to Old Shep on repeat as the tide came in.
What I don't get is why Gore didn't include Louis Walsh on his shitlist, but I guess you can't kill everyone at once. You have to prioritise.
yeah, that explanation didn't help me much either... not a problem.
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