In the Bible texts, the evil Satan is acknowledged to have killed 10 people while the loving God killed a total of 10 million including 7.5 million men, women and children in a great flood.
So if God was the one with the larger taste for blood, why is it that Satan is the bad guy but then Satan always has had a bit of a bad reputation so it is nice to see that he is getting some recognition finally at the Golden Globes Awards.
The appropriately named Christian Bale thanked Satan for giving him the inspiration on how to play the role of Dick Cheney which i hope includes the bit where he shot his friend whilst on a quail hunting trip otherwise it sounds a film i would gladly miss.
Satanism is undergoing a bit of a revival lately but not many people know that where God botherers have their 10 Commandments including not being allowed to cover their neighbours ass, the Church of Satan have 11 of their own called The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth.
These include not give opinions unless asked, show respect to others, do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal, do not steal or complain, don't harm children and don't kill animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
All very respectable and strangely not a single mention of pitchforks up the backside so i say not only leave the devil worshippers to do their own thing but let them run a few radio stations as well because God knows Satanic Heavy Metal music is far better than that religious happy clappy crap.
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