Special Guest Blogger: Melchior Of The Three Wise Men

Anyone who knows their theology will know that three wise men turning up with presents is quite an old tradition, we popped up in earlier religions also at the birth of Buddha, Crishna, Rama and Confucius so when we heard of yet another saviour turning up in Judea, Belthazar, Gaspar and myself, Melchior, began to make arrangements.
First we brainstormed baby gifts but we hadn't been given much notice and it was early closing day so all we could scrape together was some Frankincense (buy one get one free so that's mum's birthday present sorted also). Gaspar says he had some Myrrh hanging around that he wouldn't ever use so he would give it that. Gold always comes in handy so we grabbed some of that as well.
Then we made the travel arrangements, obviously camel, but Gaspar's had been stolen from outside the Sandal shop but mine was a two seater so we packed the presents and set off in the general direction of Judea.
When we got there the place was a bit of a pigsty, literally, there were angels being chased by cows and the poor kid was in a food trough and an annoyed looking sheep was nibbling at the baby's blankets. Standing by the door was a group of slack-jawed shepherds who began babbling something about Angels and the birth of man's saviour but when you have seen one saviours birth you have seen them all so we left the presents by the door and quickly left them to it leaving the sounds of Mary shouting 'Oi, what am i supposed to do with 2lbs of Myyrh' behind us.
Despite the start, i'm glad things turned out okay for the kid, the Romans nailing him to a cross thing aside of course, but things have been a bit quiet on the 'birth of saviours' front recently but the three of us are always available for nativities, birthday parties and especially hen nights, Gaspar's elephant impression is amazing.