Friday 4 December 2020

Trump Cash For Pardons: A Paid Advert

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This is a paid advertisements on behalf of the 'Trump Cash For Pardon Scheme'. The author of this blog does not endorse or evaluate the advertised product, service, or company, nor any of the claims made by the advertisement. 

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