The Computers Broken, Call That Donkey Kid

This is the time of the year when it is acceptable to make your offspring into a Middle Eastern person by wrapping a tea-towel around their head because it's the time for the school Nativity Play with a cast which includes Mary, Joseph, a bunch of Kings and a donkey but rather than a bit of fun at the end of the year, who they are cast as can predict what jobs they are likely to get in future.
A nationwide study by Virgin discovered a host of traits in adult life, which directly correlate to the role played as children in the school nativity play so as you watch and hold your breath that your child doesn't bungle their only line, you can see their future employment.  
The main role's are Mary and Joseph and most Mary's end up working in retail wishing you a nice day while Joseph's go into the world of banking and finance ruining everyone's day.
If your daughter is currently wearing a sheet and a tinsel headband as she points some Shepherds towards a stable, Angel's are most likely to work in Healthcare as do kids dressed as Lamb's and you may want to keep in contact with the Shepherd's and Donkey's if you are prone to Computer problems because most of them will get work in IT although if your boiler is a bit flaky, also remember the Inn Keeper kid because a lifetime of overcharging for changing a tap washer as a plumber awaits them.
Any one of the Three Kings could be coming around to build your conservatory in a decades time because they are most likely to end up in construction while Ox's are most likely to work in Advertising.
If your child was off sick when the roles were handed out and ended up stood at the side as the Narrator then a career in education awaits them and the chance to be put in charge of the Nativity Play and they can then influence the career paths of their students.