Boris Johnson Is Still A What They Said

Many people have inspired songs to be written about them and Boris Johnson has joined that elite group who have been immortalised in verse.
The song all about Boris Johnson sits at number 5 in the UK Chart but in case you haven't noticed, Boris isn't popular in the UK which gave BBC Radio One a dilemma when it was doing the Official Top 40 Chart run-down because the song is called 'Boris Johnson Is Still A Fuc*king C*nt' (my asterisk) by punk group The Kunts.
Scott Mills decided that there was no possible way that he could play the hit, read the name of the song or mention the group name so said: 'At number five this week is a song about Boris Johnson that has so many bad words in it i can’t possibly play it on daytime Radio 1'.
Ladbaby, who scooped the number one slot said that The Kunts and their song was vulgar and their own hit was for food bank charities so deserved to be number one' which The Kunts responded by saying that they had made a large donation to MIND and Cardiac Risk in the Young after the success of their song and 'We may be vulgar in the language we use to get our point across but we would not be so vulgar as to use food banks to hawk records, increase our profile or sign lucrative sponsorship deals'. Touche Mr K.
The song is the tune of Gary Glitters 'Rock N Roll Part 2' and is a minute and half of just repeating the name of the song over and over but thankfully convicted sex offender Mr Glitter will not get any royalties from it because he sold all of his rights to music years ago to cover legal costs.
Maybe the Song For Europe people should approach The Kunts to perform our entry for Eurovision next year but as a responsible adult i cannot possibly condone a song where the leader of my country is called a Fu*king C*nt, especially when everyone knows he is actually a Fu*king Pr*ck.