Mr. Loaf, The New Singer in The Best Band In Heaven™

 Those who had been reading this blog for a while, and if you haven't where have you been since 2007?, but if you have then you will know that i am the manager/promoter/tea lady of the Best Band In Heaven™ which is made up of the best musicians and singers who have taken the trip upstairs through the Pearly Gates.
As God is always keen to exploit new musical arrivals the line-up has changed a few times since the band was formed in 2007 and the current line up is Jon Bonham on drums, Lemmy on bass, Joe Strummer on guitar and Jimi Hendrix on lead guitar with Prince as the front man, i had Freddie Mercury stood there in his lycra doing that punch thing but i was overwhelmingly over-ruled as Mr Mercury was not a person God was happy representing his paradise due to the whole man laying with man thing so he pulled rank on me and it's the pint sized squeaky guy instead of the far superior mustachioed Queen singer.
Luckily for us, although admittedly not for him, Meat Loaf died today so as soon as he had finished being measured for his halo i swooped and offered him the lead singer role, which he accepted.
The band are currently on a 9 night tour of Valhalla and i have told Prince that he will be free to explore other opportunities once it ends so we will have a new look line-up for this Easters tour of Jannah so if you are Islamic, tickets are selling fast so make sure you get yours soon, not too soon though as you have to be dead first but you really don't want to miss crowd-pleasers such as 'Right Next Door To Hell' and 'Sympathy for the Devil', they always go down a storm up here.