No High Fiving At Winter Olympics

The upcoming Beijing Winter Olympics starting on 4th February will operate under some really strict social distancing rules to prevent the Games from becoming a super-spreader event and as such athletes have been instructed to minimise hugs, high-fives and handshakes although it seems that having sex is fine because each athlete will find five free condoms in their hotel rooms.
It has long been a tradition of the Olympic Committee to promote safe sex, the delayed 2020 Olympics in South Korea handed out 160,000 free condoms to athletes, but at the same time, China has a responsibility to keep people apart during the pandemic although to be fair, most couples can have sex without high-fiving each other or shaking hands.
It has been suggested that the athletes take them home as Olympic souvenirs but you can picture the scene when they return home and excitedly claim: 'Look darling, no medals but i have brought home a souvenir from the Olympics, three Olympic condoms' and darling saying questioningly...'Hmm...Only Three?'