No Golden Toilet For Donald In Prison

My New York friends hardly ever mention Donald Trump and when they do it's not in a favourable light but they did mention that the gossip is that Donald Trump could be facing jail time over his dodgy payments to Porn Actress Stormy Daniels and then in my inbox is Donald Trump himself telling his supporters that he faces being jailed this week and telling them to protest.
For a man renown for being considerably thicker than a submarine door, it does smell of his January 6th message which led to his equally dense supporters violently storming Congress but it is not yet known what those charges next week might be.
America's third weightiest President wrote on his social networking site that he has received news of press leaks from the New York attorney's office that he would be arrested on Tuesday and considering that his lawyer Michael Cohen was jailed for his role in making a $130,000 hush money payment, and denying it, to the star of 'Sexbots: Programmed and Ready', it makes sense that the person the payments were made on behalf of should be on the receiving end of a custodial sentence, or falsifying business records as the courts put it.
The 'i'm about to be sharing a cell with a man called Big Brenda' rumours are around the fact that Trump has been invited to testify to a grand jury which seem to indicate he could soon face criminal charges and according to the same rumours, the New York law enforcement agencies have been advised to prepare for
possible protests next week although they could just be the security implications of an ex-President appearing in court which is certain to attract rubber neckers and Trump supporting rubber brainers.
As well as the Stormy Daniels case, Trump also faces possible court appearances over his removal of government documents from the White House, his role in the attack on the US Capitol in January 2021 and his attempt to overturn his election loss in Georgia so rather than settling back into his considerable
arse groove in the Oval Office Chair, he could be trying desperately not to drop his soap in the Prison shower which explains why he is so keen to win the 2024 Election as a sitting President cannot be indicted which seems his only way out of Prison.