Monday 1 May 2023

$10 or $25, It's Still No

I never got around to cancelling the American Democrat emails i receive on a regular basis due to them believing that England is somewhere in Pennsylvania and it always came with a request for a donation of $10.
A quick recap, it all began with Bernie Sanders team emailed me a few times and after one where they asked what could they do for me, i wrote back saying that my recycling bin still hasn't been replaced after it was stolen weeks ago and the light outside my garage has been broken since June Amazingly, after months of waiting, the light was fixed days later so in my mind dear old Bernie fixed it for me and ever since i have been a regular recipient of emails from Joe, Kamala and an assortment of Democrats and whereas before they had a subtle DONATE button after a few paragraphs of waffle, now they are just
straight out asking for a donation and where it was once $10, it is now $25.
I know there is a cost of living crisis but a such an increase seems a bit much especially as you don't have an option to donate however much you want, it's $25 or nothing but as a non-yankee doodle i will contribute as much now as i have previously which is a big fat nothing but i can offer something more valuable than financial help to Joe Biden and his team which is we had Ron DeSantis here the other day and he appears to be just as big as moron as Donald Trump so if you face either of those chumps, stay classy and you can't lose. That and use Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez more in your campaign, she's the future and very popular with the Millennials.
As an honorary Pennsylvanian, i wish you good luck in your upcoming election and Go Steelers!! (in whatever sport it is that you play)

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