Boris And His Phone

We are in the strange situation of the Government taking to court the inquiry that it set up to prevent it handing over information regarding their Coronovirus strategy (honestly, they do say they had one) but Boris is coming to the rescue saying he will just hand over his Whatsapp messages and diaries
to the  judge leading the inquiry anyway, all those Whatapps after April 2021 anyway.  
Boris can’t give the phone he used for most of the pandemic to the Covid inquiry because of security reasons, it is a security risk to turn it on because he was dozy enough to have his mobile number on the internet and now nobody can turn it on because heaven knows what it would unleash, it's probably
got more virus's than a Wuhan Laboratory so he got given a new phone and that;s the one he wants to hand over.
That all the national lock-downs and various Covid policy catastrophes were done and dusted by then is a happy coincidence for him but the Government are concerned that the messages the inquiry does receive will show Rishi and the rest of the Cabinet in a very bad light, Boiris reputation is on the floor
anyway so he has nothing to lose.