Alien's Are Such Bad Parkers

Such is the downgrade of American Intelligence Officers after the Iraq debacle that if one told me it was raining i would stick my hand out the window to check for myself so when an ex-US intelligence Agency Officer supposedly blows the whistle on alien spacecraft landings i am hoping this is one who wasn't dropped on his head as child but meet his claims with a massive dose of skepticism.
David Grusch, 14 years in the US National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and the National Reconnaissance Office and sat on the US Department of Defense’s unidentified aerial phenomena taskforce has said that the US government are hiding the fact that it has been retrieving alien spacecraft and retrieved craft of non-human origin for decades.
Sounds great until you note that the evidence he put forward to bolster his case amounts to him saying it which as evidence goes, is on the flimsy side.
Michael Garrett, Radio Astronomer at the UK's leading University for all things Space, was not that impressed, explaining that: 'If there were all these alien spacecraft crashing on Earth you’d think that if they could travel between the stars, they could get the last 0.0001% of the journey right too' and he has a point until you realise that due to the difference in Gravity and Atmospheric pressure we struggle to land on Mars properly after traveling 140 million miles to get there so we mess up the final 0.0001% ourselves.
I believe there are life forms elsewhere in the galaxy and some could well have advanced space flight capabilities but why they would want to come here and watch us is another question along with why are most sightings and crash landings in Hicksville, USA and not in Brighton Town Centre or onto the roof of a Tesco Express in Cardiff St Davids Shopping Centre?
We get our answer to that after learning that Grush is looking to expand his sky watching adventure in the sentence 'after donation's to build five more observatories to extend the search to other parts of the US. Oh there is that.
Anyway, if they landed here Suella Braverman would send to them on the next plane to Rwanda.