Pornographic And Indecent Bible Ban

 As it says in the Bible, you reap what you sow although not that schoolchildren in Utah will be able to see it because it has been banned in a brilliantly hilarious bit of reaping and sowing.
As the right wing famously like to do, they ban books that may open peoples eyes to the absolute nonsense they spout and Utah’s Republican lawmakers decided to clamp down on pornographic or indecent texts in school books and the law was written so vaguely that any parent could object to any book and they would have a look and remove it but where the Utah numpties had all things LGBTQ+ or race related in mind, one switched on parent took full advantage and said that there is one book which is full of objectionable material, the Bible.       
Armed with eight pages of examples of incest, masturbation, bestiality, prostitution, genital mutilation, fellatio, dildos, rape and even infanticide, the parent presented their case, the Governors reluctantly agreed that there is some really messed-up stuff in the Bible and removed it from its elementary and middle schools.
Got to love that.