Matt the HanCock

 Brillaint story this and the short version goes like this:

The Daily Mirror described Matt Hancock as a 'failed health secretary' and a 'cheating husband who broke the lock-down rules he wrote.
AN outraged Matt Hancock made a complaint to the Independent Press Standards Organisation (Ipso) stating that he demanded demanded an apology and written corrections accepting the articles were inaccurate and make assurances that the Daily Mirror would not repeat the claims in further coverage and remove all references to this false narrative from all historic articles from the publisher.
After and investigation Ipso decided calling Hancock a failed Health Secretary and cheating husband who broke his own lock-down rules was not misleading or inaccurate.
Never the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer, Hancock at least had the sense to not appeal it and dragged his sorry backside back into obscurity with Gina Coladangelo, the aide he was caught on CCTV canoodling with during lock-down while ordering the rest of us to stay in our homes and avoid meeting people.
Maybe if he had spent more time concentrating on keeping people alive and not messing around behind his wife back with his employee's then he wouldn't have been such a disastrous Health Secretary but he didn't so the first syllable in his surname will forever be silent.