Today Is...First Edition Of Guinness Book of Records Published

Us Humans have accomplished some truly remarkable things in our short time on this planet but we have also done some wacky things and from today in 1955 we were able to read about the most impressive, extreme, and strangest records humanity has achieved.
You can set a world record for anything these days and there are some very honourable and serious records to the downright stupid and to be fair as impressive as some are, we all really like the downright stupid ones.
Here is a collection of the World's most bizarre fastest, highest, largest, longest and general most records.

Fastest marathon dressed as an elf - 2 hrs 58 mins 16 seconds.
Fastest time to push an orange one mile with the nose - 22 mins 41 secs.

Highest Jump by a Guinea Pig - 20 cm
Highest tightrope walk - 3,150m (10,335 ft)

Largest natural breasts - 102ZZZ bra size
Largest penis - 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect

Longest Ear Hair - 13.2cm.
Longest time breath held - 24 min 37.36 sec.
Longest duration balancing on one foot - 76 hours 40 minutes
Longest fingernails - 28ft, 4.5in
Longest moustache - 14 ft
Longest kiss - 58 hrs, 35 mins 58 secs.
Longest fart - 2 mins 42 secs
Longest burp - 18.1 seconds
Longest marriage - 86 yrs, 9 mnths 16 days
Longest tongue - 10.1 cm (3.97 in)

Most live Snails On a Face - 43
Most Eggs Crushed with the Head in 60 seconds - 80
Most People Brushing Their Teeth Simultaneously - 10,800
Most Married Person - Linda Lou Taylor married 23 times.
Most children delivered at a single birth - 9
Most feet sniffed - 5,600
Most separate lightning strikes survived - 7
Most female orgasms in an hour - 134
Most cockroaches eaten in 60 seconds - 36
Most body piercings - 4,225
Most watches eaten - 5 in 1 hour and 34 minutes.
Most people in a Smart car - 20
Most nails hammered with the head in one minute - 20
Most sexual partners in 24 hours - 919