Thursday, 28 March 2024

Foiled By Uzbekistan

This year’s Global Mind Project reveals that Britain is the second-most unhappy country in the entire world which is an outrageous slur, we are easily the most miserable so who beat us? Only bloody Uzbekistan!
So i guess we don't moan quite as much as the Uzbek's about the weather there as well as the trains, strikes, the NHS, the government, repeats on the telly, awful Wi-Fi reception in shops, traffic, parking, supermarket self-service tills, cost of living and the scratchiness of our socks so we have to up our game fellow Brit's because moaning and whinging about everything is our bag, not some damn Central Asian nation nobody could find in an Atlas unless it was coloured in and had a massive HERE sticker pointing at it!
To our credit we did beat Yemen who do actually have something to moan about what with it being in the midst of a war and a humanitarian crisis but the Project did find that there been a global decline in happiness since 2019 and the average global score was 65 which makes our 49 quite a feat we should be proud of.
With the current Conservative Government and Piers Morgan still working, us Brits are all united in being incredibly miserable and nothing makes us happier than a good old moan so swivel on that Uzbekistan, the only reason you beat us is because moaning is what makes us Brit's happy which is why you took our well deserved first place.

3 comments:

Falling on a bruise said...

...or we have an awful right wing Government that has been ideologically slashing at everything for over a decade and left us all so much worse off. As the left haven't been calling the shots for the last 14 years here, i will file your comment under D for yet another David-esque rant.

Falling on a bruise said...

Who else is there to blame if not the people making all the decisions which have made people miserable over the past 14 years?

Falling on a bruise said...

and (sic) you liked davids (sic) rants. you (sic) supported or augmented most of them.

I only supported or augmented them when our views chimed which they did occasionally as both of us were lefties, i had no problems with calling him or anyone out if i never agree with them or if he went off on a Quentin style whinge shoehorning in his hatred of unrelated other subjects in posts about cats or smoking.