Right Wing Party Attracts Nutty Right Wing Candidates Shocker

When you are a far right wing party then obviously your candidates will be of a similar ilk and the Reform UK Party, a continuation of the now defunct Brexit Party, are struggling to find the required number of people to fulfill their promise to field a representative at every constituency.
The problem doesn't attracting candidates, the problem is attracting candidates who are not your typical Reform supporters which is why they have had to remove 110 of them for offensive, racist comments ad endorsing conspiracy theorists and is now facing a race against time to select for as many as 160 constituencies before the cut-off point for nominations.
I want Reform to stand in every place they can because they will reduce the Conservative share of votes because until Reform UK came along, the natural home of the racist headbangers was the Conservative Party who happily shuffled further to the right to accommodate them but are now within touching distance of the nutty Reformers that many have just stepped over and left the Conservatives twisting in the extreme right wing wind.  
A Reform UK spokesperson said: 'Because of what has happened in recent months we have been more strict with vetting' which means they were not very careful to start with so if you struggle to read even the most basic literature, have no concern for your fellow man, don't like to share and are intellectually backwards, refuse to recycle, question climate change and believe in the fairness of our Capitalist system then drop the Reform UK leader Richard Tice an email because he may have an opening for you.